SPM!!!

Hello, I'm back!!! Miss me? i bet you do XD... joking la...

Anyway, just 1 last post before SPM

Tips to get A in SPM:

Q: How do you get A in SPM?

Ans: All you need to do is SPAM. See? An A in SPM=SPAM (lame hor?)

thought of it last night while I'm trying to sleep... So keep spamming guys, whether its in chat box (but not my blog's), e-mail, or anything else you can find to spam on. Guarantee A.

Good luck guys in SPM. Oh, and don't be so lifeless to study 24/7 because SPM=Special Playing Moments. And remember, the number of A's is directly proportional to the number you spam. Happy EXAM!!!

Mole day??? o.O

YO!!! I'm back after 2 months!!!

I just got to know that today is MOLE DAY!!! At first i thought Justin was just crapping but... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mole_Day have a look for yourself!

Apparently, it is a day celebrated by chemists and some schools in the western countries to encourage chemistry learning. Cool huh?

Well, enjoy the rest of the 35 minutes of mole day!!! Ciao!

Promise broken...

Sorry that I have to break my promise of posting something about fat and old people... After attending the law apprentice thang, I'm afraid to be sued... But if you are curious to find out, find me personally =D.

Anyway, I have this high school jinx that I cant get a nice shiny medal in my high school life. I used to get at least 1 each year during primary school. However, this year I joined 4 competitions and came just a whisker away from getting a prize... Therefore, I'll stop blogging for some time to get the "Best SPM Student Award"!!! Good luck in exams peeps, trial is just 2 weeks away and SPM is just er.... 12?

ADIOS! CIAO! BYE! SAYONARA! ZAI JIAN!

Dont miss me XD

Lazy update lah...

I'll be letting my blog rot for some time... Too lazy to update lah...

next post shall be discriminating old, fat people... Stay tune!!!

p/s: they make my life miserable and I feel like killing them each time I interact with them...

Yay!!!

Finally the exam is over!!! felt like a heavy burden lifted off my shoulders....

Anyway, went gym for the 1st time with Justin and Anselm yesterday. It was humiliating... I fell on the track mill for trying to pick up my towel that fell and my legs now is skinless... ouch! Then i can barely do any of their equipments... such a weakling... Oh, and the steam bath can kill you.... so hot and stuffy...

Till next time, ciao.

exam exam exam... 1 more week to go.... haizzz......

Tag...

the person who tagged me is

James Matthew Lee Jian Kai

Your relationship with him/her is

Friends...

Your first impression on him/her is that he/she looks

hmm... normal i guess...

the most memorable moments with him/her is

orgying in library

the most memorable moment thing she/he said to u

U look like a supporter

if she/he becomes your lover,

I must be gay...

if she/he became your lover,what should he/she improve at

his ability to control his mouth...Lol...

if she/he becomes your enemy,what would you do?

I dont know... Pour acid on his face?

if she/he became your enemy ,the reason will be because he/she

destroyed my reputation of being innocent...

the most desired thing you want to do

no idea... just enjoy life ^^

your overall impression him/her

perasan, talkative, lame(sometimes), funny....

the characteristic you love most bout urself

too much to be listed XD

the characteristic you hate bout urself

i'm a loner... T.T

the most ideal person u want to be with.

hmm....

for people who care and love you,say something to them

Love you too!!!

Weirdo

Something weird happened in Taman Jaya on Saturday. They actually had a fishing competition there when the water is like *ahem*... And there is quite a lot of people there. Every time we read or heard about fishing, people always say we must keep quite or the fish will be scared away. However, the MC is the person who keeps on talking non stop with a loudspeaker...

Oh, there is also a singing competition, which the singer's voice is definitely been covered by the MC's caused by destructive interference XP. 

Happy holidays!!!! or not....

WOHOO!!!! 2 weeks for me to get back on track!!! 3days of exam is torturing man!!! wake up at 3 everyday to read, watch Man U lose T.T and listen my dog bark... 

Anyway, enjoy the holidays!!! 2 weeks to redeem yourself if you did not prepare well for exams before the holidays! 

Signing off... 

Ze BIG day!!!

another day thrown into the drain... I managed to read 1 PAGE not chapter, not book, but PAGE of sejarah in err.... 5hours? suck right? Anyway tommorow will be ze BIG day to test how much we managed to squeeze into our tiny little brain....

  

The hooks and ropes are ready, its just a matter of time before i'll be tangling on that hook or whatever you call it...

Anyway, fingers crossed guys!!! good luck and all the best in exams!!!

Time wasted......

I'm dissapointed with myself... I've wasted precious time of this lovely Saturday on my stupid computer. Instead of studying sejarah or bio, i played for 5-6 hours.

5-6hours = 4-5 chapters = around half the syllabus of a subject = 50% = guarantee pass = won't get raped by parents to death = a matter of LIFE and DEATH!!!

now I'm occupied with some stupid good for nothing civic project that is not even counted in average and is just like some standard 1 moral and the teacher is a freaking moon-faced who thinks he damn cool when scolding people!!!

How nice if i have a time machine....

Exam in a week!!!!

ONE week left before exam starts!!! ARGHHH!!! And I am far from prepared to face some kind of stupid examination which just adds burden to a student's life...

Goals for this term:

-Get at least 50 for sejarah after signing some shit for Sally who claims that its regarding my results... Who knows what will she do if i suck again this term...

-Get A for physics... My favourite subject yet is my most inconsistent subject...This term should be ok though... Oh, and if I beat Justin in phy this term, which is VERY likely, he'll gonna run padang 15 rounds xD

-Maintain chemistry...

-Pass bio...

-Score Bm to proof Salwana wrong and proof to my dad that I'm not wasting my time reading the novel!

-Get around 60 for chinese... I duwan be a banana!!!

GOOD LUCK in exam mates!!!

p/s : Liverpoop fans, err.. i mean liverpool, too bad, good luck next season. muahahaha

Spot the similarities!!!

I want to play a game... It is call spot the similarities... 

The rules are simple :

1. Spot the similarities

2. Have fun ^^

  

Sports day

I'm black after today's sports day. Hours under the hot sun makes me half cooked. See the mark on my hand after I remove the paint?

Anyway, the sports day this year is sort of weird and unexpected stuffs happens. First, there is not as much cheer or spirit compare to the previous years. Only a small part cheer for their respective houses. Before the prize giving ceremony ends, people start leaving the field. I think its the first time that happen, pity the VIP who gives the closing speech la... 

Green House got third this year with durian army as the theme. Lol... The marching was not bad, earning us a second place behind Red House woohoo!!! But what surprises me is that we got third for the perkhemahan thingy which i thought isn't really good (sorry if I offended anyone). Honestly, i believe we should be the forth or fifth... Oh, and I just realise how good our school's running is. The girls led the other schools by 1 lap in the 4 x 600 run while the boys led by around half a lap. Cool huh?

here is the perkhemahan decoration. sort of like something you can see when you enter "Proffessor" in mid valley. 

FAT froggoh Anselm Chan Wei Leq trying to pose with his constipated face.

After school, went to Taman Megah with some friends to play futsal. My football skills has deteriorated badly. I have no stamina, my dribbling sucks a lot compare to last time and my goalkeeping is worse than last time too... To make matter worst, both of my legs cramped from thigh to toe. Ouch!!! 

I think i'll make a homemade foot spa. Till next time, bye!! 

Swine flu

I have swine flu!!!! No, not the A(H1N1), but the A(BABI). Well, i have a flu and behaving like a pig, so that's how the new virus comes from.

My nose is experiencing a tsunami of mucus every 5 minutes forcing me to do a blow job every 5 minutes as well ( blow my nose). I've been having flu medicines for 1 week and there is no help... The medicines make me drowsy and therefore I've been sleeping and sleeping and sleeping non stop. The only thing i do at home is eat and sleep... very piggish hor?

My head is spinning... Need more sleep.... Ciao... ZzZ

miserable =(

Things are not going well for me throughout the week, and its just 3 days!!!

Monday

-lost my new ruler

-lost my LPS badge i bought a month ago

-extremely careless

Tuesday

-fell sick

Wednesday

-my sickness got worse

-forced to run under the rain even though sick

-lost my pendrive with all my stuffs inside (Library stuffs, application letters, etc...)

Gotta go, ciao!

Please rain!!!

Oh, please rain mother earth!!! The weather these few days or even weeks is just unbearable. Its like so freaking hot. Every morning at school I'll be sweating like a mad cow by just sitting in the library doing my homework, not that I run around the school or do any vigorous activities... 

The condition at the packed tapak perhimpunan ain't much better. So I'll be sweating for almost 1 hour before lessons start. 

In the class, I regret making an agreement with that fatty froggoh Anselm Chan Wei Leq in the past that he will be sitting closer to the fan because I thought he feels hot easily due to his fats XP. A kind person like me will surely be pity for others mah... Now, I am the one suffering, smell stinkier than a skunk's fart, and feeling stickier than a frog's tongue.

I finally realise the true impact of global warming. Whoever you are: Datuk, Datin, Agong, Prime Minister whatever, just stop global warming!!! 

My dog!!!

Under the request of Justin, here I am blogging about me dog!!! His name is Bingo, an obese Jack Russel Terrier. It is suppose to weigh ± 9 kg, maximum around 11. Unfortunately, my dog weighs about 15 or 16 kg.... Very fat hor? Here are some of its picture during its life... :

At the breeder's house

Just a few months old...

See the fats around the neck?

And the reason behind all these fats? A live crab that makes him drool...

That's all for now. Btw, Bingo's birthday just passed. It was on 15 April. Happy 5th birthday cutie fatty darling!!! 

Sorry...

So sorry I broke our promise of nerding together. 

It was the beginning of the month that we made the promise. 19 days later, I am still playing wilder than ever, wasting my precious time. Exam will be next month and its a very short time for us to prepare really. I used to have this determination restricting myself to play but study instead. But since the March holidays, that determination is history. The feeling of having fun and enjoying my life simply just overwhelm me.

I have no idea how am I suppose to get through Form 5. Come back to me my nerding determination!!! I need you...

Stupid ancient geniuses

i never get to understand what is wrong with those old matematicians/physicist/chemist/whatever. Why must they make simple things so complicated just to be famous? 

For example: 

1. Why must accounts seperated into penyata pendapatan and T-form to do? Can't we just do it 1 way? 
   
2. Why must some stupid chemist make some stupid formula to calculate the relative molecular mass ( average mass of 1 molecule÷ 1/12 x mass of an atom of carbon-12) since we know that mass of an atom of carbon-12 is 12 unit. Therefore when multiply together, it will still be average mass of 1 molecule ÷ 1. Besides, there must be different names for the same thing such as relative molecular mass and relative formula mass which the only differences are between molecule and ions.
3. As for physics, why must they have so many names for the same thing? For example magnetic field line = magnetic flux = something else which i forgotten.
4. Biology is the worst. There are so many scientific words for each organism that is so complicated and not that we are using them in our daily life. Imagine us saying " Hibiscus rosa-sinensis is our national flower, " or " I love to eat a 12-inch Musa acuminata ( banana ), ". 

In short, these old freako scientists/mathematicians/whatever  are making our life complicated ...

Sadness...

haizzz... went mv celebrate friend's b'day today... reached there just to get a call from organizer saying it was canceled... Thank goodness there were still a few ppl went there, got teman lor... or else will be so cham... 

freak

I know my blog is sort of lame...forgive me....

Anyway, after school today, i got on a freako driver's cab. Half way through the journey, i saw him taking out a shaver that makes me wonder what the hell his thinking trying to shave while driving and he don't really have a beard or moustach. Suddenly, i saw him reaching out to his chest and start hearing the shaving sound... Omg!!! i think he's shaving his tits or something...damn disgusting... Later when i was paying, the coins slip from his hands. That freako start scolding me for being rude and accused me of throwing the coins at him instead of giving them nicely. I was damn pissed and feel like shouting in his face telling that shaving your tits in front of a passenger while driving is not only rude but dangerous as well. Who knows he might be too stunned by the looks of his old fugly crumpled tits and lost concentration and crashed? 

That's it for my 1st post. A pissed one...